Category Archives: Customer Service Stories

Funny: You Mean You Don’t Bathe In The Employee Sink

A few years back I used to work at a Kroger, which used to be a 24 hour local grocery store, as a midnight shift stock boy . Much like any business we had an employee bathroom. During the first … Continue reading

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Funny: The Economy Sucks But This Is A New Low

The economy is pretty bad in Michigan these days and I know people are trying to save money where ever possible but I feel the following guy took penny pinching to an all new level.

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Funny: The iPhone is a Life Saver

This really strange guy always comes into the store. He is kinda shifty has really buggy bulging eyes and mumbles to himself the entire time he is in the store. Whenever this guy came into the store I try to … Continue reading

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Funny: Covert Car Wash

I’m not sure if this is an indication that the economy sucks or is just an exam of stupid teenage high jinx. I witnessed a covert operation go down at the gas station. The problem is their tactics were merely … Continue reading

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Funny: Clean Up Your Trash

I was pretty sure that when you go to a gas station if you see a plastic bag over the pump it obviously indicates that there is something wrong with the pump and that you shouldn’t use it. I thought … Continue reading

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Funny: MD plus RD equals Fail

In this day and age a bachelors degree should indicate drive and knowledge but after this wonderful person I have learned a new algebraic equation. MD + RD = Fail!    (MD = Medical Doctor, RD = Registered Dietitian)

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Funny: Fashion Has A Price

How materialistic can you possibly be? What is our world coming to? The other day it was raining pretty heavy and more or less flooded the gas station lot even around the pumps due to the strong wind. I was … Continue reading

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Funny: Thank You BP, I have now met a cave critter!

Unless you live under a rock and don’t interact with people… ever! Then you would be aware of the massive oil leak that is coming from a broken pipe owned by British Petroleum aka BP.  Well a girl I met … Continue reading

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Funny: Drugs are bad Mkay!

This girl was a fine example of how you shouldn’t make assumptions about people. Like whether or not they are sane when you see them walk into your store.

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Funny: No ice… you must hate animals

This crazy story happened during the 4th of July weekend, which was beautiful, hot, and busy. During the Independence Day weekend holiday many people buy bags of ice for parties and coolers, etc. This concept should make sense to the … Continue reading

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