Funny: How To Socialize With Real People

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If you’ve ever worked retail then we’re sure you’ve dealt with customers like the ones below.  Here is how I don’t want you to respond with when I ask you how you are:

1)      Throw money at me and point at your car. (It’s okay, use your words.)

2)      I’m on my period, so how do you think I feel? (Is there even a correct response here?, ex. Midol is in the 2nd aisle?)

3)      (A guy who has always limped everyday that I have seen him for the last 5-6 months) Just great you f*ckin’ idiot I’m limping.

4)      Okay but kinda horny and my wife is outta town.  (I was rendered speechless, this made me uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons.)

5)      Can’t you see I’m on the phone…? (Complete with a dirty look.  If you come in on the phone expect to have to pause for a second you idiot.  Or better yet hang up the phone.)

6)      Bored… ( Do you want me to perform a trick for you or something?)

7)      Great doin’ just great. (With an attitude like I inconvenienced you by saying something.)

8)      Yawn at me then say nothing and stare at me like a deer in headlights. (Am I boring you people?)

9)      Grunt at me. (Like a caveman to acknowledge you heard something but don’t care what I said.)

10)   Well I’m still alive. (Are you expecting death in your immediate future?)

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