Funny: Just Your ID Please
Apparently working at a gas station and having the requirement to check ID before selling cigarettes only brings out the best in people.
Things to not do when I ask for your I.D.
1) Please don’t flash me.
2) Tell me you are in here all the time.
3) Offer to have me talk to your Dad on the phone.
4) Tell me your life story, as interesting as it may be.